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♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee
doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee do-o-o ♪

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♪ It's Monday morning ♪
♪ It's Monday morning ♪

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♪ Hip hip hooray ♪
Hip hip hooray ♪

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♪ Let's get going ♪

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♪ It's a brand-new day ♪

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♪ It's Monday morning ♪
♪ It's Monday morning ♪

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♪ Come on, let's go ♪
♪ Come on, let's go ♪

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♪ Paint on a smile and start the show  ♪

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♪ Dum dum dum dum-m-m ♪

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♪ Oh, Monday morning ♪

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♪ There ain't nothing
that I-I-I can't do... ♪

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♪ Doo bee doo bee doo ♪
♪ On Monday morning ♪

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♪ Monday morning ♪
♪ Oh, Monday morning ♪

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♪ Monday morning ♪

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♪ Monday morning, I love yo-o-ou. ♪

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JENNY HOLDS SHAKY LAST NOTE

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Lovely.

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And I believe you wrote the lyrics
yourselves.

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Is that correct?

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It is indeed, Sister.

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Do you ever think you might have too
much time on your hands, girls?

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Lose the jackets.

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OK, just a couple of things.

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Firstly, I'd like to introduce Mae
Cheung.

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Can you make yourself known, please,
Mae?

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Miss Cheung's family have recently
moved here to Derry

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so I hope you'll all make her feel
very welcome.

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It's bound to be a bit of a culture
shock, Mae.

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Things are done...differently in
this part of the world.

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But I'm sure you'll soon feel as at
home here as you did

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back in your beloved Donegal.

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Announcement from Jenny Joyce and
the dance committee.

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"The school social event of the year
is fast approaching,

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"but before you don your glad
rags...

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"..and boogie on dow..."

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I'm sorry, I simply cannot read
this.

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But before you don your glad rags

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and boogie on down,

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we'd like to let you in on our
little secret.

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We're not actually going to have a
school formal this year.

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CROWD GASPS

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No, listen, we're not gonna have a
school formal.

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We're going to have...

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♪ Doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee doo-bee
doo-bee doo-bee do-o-o. ♪

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..a fifties prom!

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Wise up!

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I know, I know.
But I do love a theme.

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Sure, isn't that why people call me
the Theme Queen?

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Do they fuck.

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We want it to have a real
old-school, retro, vintage vibe.

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So, feel free to just go for it!

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Feel free to kiss my hole.

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♪ Dreams can come true ♪

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♪ Look at me, babe, I'm with you ♪

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♪ You know you got to have them... ♪

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There she is.

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OK, so I say we just go over there
and be ourselves, girls.

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Well, not totally ourselves.

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We should definitely be a bit
ourselves.

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We could also pretend we're sort of
better than we actually are.

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So, I suppose what I'm saying is,
we could present

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a version of ourselves that's
less... Precisely.

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Why do we even have to talk to her?
Because she's new, Michelle!

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Urgh! I hate people I don't know.

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And, in case you hadn't noticed, she
also happens to be Chinese.

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I mean, how class would it be to
have a Chinese friend?!

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We could keep her in my toy box.

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No, we couldn't, Orla.

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Oh, she'd definitely fit.

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That is not the point.

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Fine, but can we agree it's
on a strict one-in, one-out basis?

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If she joins the group, James has to
leave.

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Absolutely.

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Excuse me?

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SHE SPEAKS CANTONESE

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Is she all right?

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Burning for you, Clare.

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I-It's Cantonese.

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Right, well, I'm from Donegal and
we speak English there.

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If you say so, Mae, but I spent the
summer in Killybegs

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and, seriously? Not a fucking word.

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We just wanted to introduce
ourselves and...

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OK, I think I see where this is
going. I get this a lot.

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Dull white girls wanting me to join
their gang because...well...

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Sure.

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And I'm actually a boy.

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Whoa, she has a really fucked-up
accent.

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We know.

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What's in this for me? What are you
bringing to the table?

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Cream crackers?

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I'm good for cream crackers,
thank you.

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I'll see you around, girls.

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Maybe we don't need a Chinese
person, we've already got a lesbian.

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Me.

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Really? You don't look like a
lesbian. What do you mean?

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Just that you're a bit...short.

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Well, there's no height
restrictions.

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As far as I'm aware.

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Interesting.

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I've always wanted a gay friend.

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I mean, ideally a fella, but...

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Howdy, folks!

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Christ.

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I'm Jenny, this is Aisling,

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we just thought we'd introduce
ourselves and see if...

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I see.

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Look, these girls are great
but I do have a pen pal

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from the Caribbean, so perhaps my
circle is a little bit more diverse?

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Back. Off.

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Think it over. Give me a call.

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Oh, and FYI, the prom queen vote
closes today.

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FY nobody gives a shit.

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Here's the wee ballot.

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I see you've thrown your hat into
the ring, Jenny.

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I had my arm twisted.

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But feel free to tick my box.

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Dirty bitch.

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Well, this prom's going to be
a full-blown dick fest.

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You know there isn't even going to
be a DJ?

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Apparently Jenny's hired

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this fucking pensioner band.

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Christ. Really?

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I heard the drummer is at least 30!

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I don't feel so bad
about missing it now.

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It clashes with my thing.

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The creep convention? Seriously?

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It's not a creep convention.

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Well, I think a load of perverts
getting together to wank over some

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fella, who fights with hoovers and
rides aliens in a telephone box,

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is the very fucking definition of a
creep convention.

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It's a Doctor Who night.

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Me and my stepdad used to watch it
when I was little.

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Well, someone should have called
social services!

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You're not going to the prom, then,
James?

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Well, I was going to ask you
to be my date.

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I'm sorry, Clare.

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You were going to ask James to be
your date?

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What the fuck's wrong with you?

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Well, it's a bit more complicated
for me.

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You're a lesbian, Clare,
not desperate.

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Now, I don't know who to ask.

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Tell me about it.

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There's at least five fellas that
fancy the arse off me

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but I just can't choose.

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Yeah, that's definitely the same.

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I'll be your date, Clare.

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But, Erin, people might talk, they
might get the wrong idea.

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Let them! We need to break down
these ridiculous conventions.

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Are you sure?

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I'd be proud to have you on my arm.

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Oh, God.

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John Paul's over there.

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Christ, but it's been so awkward
since we broke up.

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For fuck sake, Erin.

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He kissed you on the cheek at
Kerry Coyle's 16th birthday party

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and then passed out in a puddle
of his own boke.

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Yeah. He missed the boat, all right.

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I'm sure the fact that he's poking a
model

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is some consolation.

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OK. Cara is not a model.

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She's done SOME modelling.

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There's a difference.

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I heard she's gonna be on Baywatch.

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She's not going to be on Baywatch,
Orla. I heard that, too.

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So did I.

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They don't have people from Derry
on Baywatch, OK?

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We're just too pasty.

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Look, it was never going to work
out between me and John Paul.

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I realise that now.

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Because I'm looking for an
intellectual connection

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To ride a model?

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Oh, my God!
What?

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It looks like they're breaking up!

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Why?!

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Jesus, are they really?

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Are they breaking up?

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They are! They're breaking up.

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This is class.

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Later!

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Erin? What are you doing?!

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She has no respect for herself.

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And coming from me...

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Exactly.

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Hey.

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Hey.

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Jesus Christ!

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Sorry.

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What happened there was...

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..well, I slightly misjudged

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the level of my own voice, I think.

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You're grand, I was in a world
of my own.

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Yeah, yeah.

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Oh, yeah.

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Really? It's just, well, I couldn't
help but notice that you

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and Cara were, sort of,
breaking up a bit, there.

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Yeah.

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Really?

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It was mutual.

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It was definitely a mutual thing.

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Although, maybe she wanted to
mutually split up a bit more

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I see.

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Now I'm just not sure it was the
right decision.

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It definitely was.

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We just got each other, you know?

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I mean, she's so cool and smart.

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Smart? Really?

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And she's a model, for Christ's
sake.

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She's done SOME modelling.

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I'm just wondering whether I should
go after her

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You
definitely shouldn't do that.

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Yeah, it's needy.

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What you should do is take your mind
off it.

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OK. Cool.

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Sweet.

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How?

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Go out with me.

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I mean, go out with us.

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Me my friends, we're going to this
prom thing on Saturday night.

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A prom? Sounds sort of...

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..formal.

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Oh, no, it's not. It's actually not
at all.

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It's actually very informal.

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It's actually really, like,
laid-back, chilled,

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"who gives an F" kind of thing.

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It's not a big deal. It's not a big
deal at all.

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This is a huge deal.

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This is a massive, massive deal.

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I'm going to the prom with John Paul
O'Reily, for God's sake.

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Oh, come on, Mammy.

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I don't care if you're going to the
prom

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with John Paul II, Erin.

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I'm not buying you another frock.
End of story.

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But, Mammy, you don't understand.

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There's nothing wrong with your
Easter dress.

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There is lots of things wrong with
my Easter dress.

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I mean, it matches Orla's.

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That being the main one.

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Honestly, Erin, I think we'll look
so cracker

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if we both rock in wearing these.

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Right.

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Well, I don't.

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Och, Mary, you'd think the wean's
been dropped into it.

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You wouldn't nip it in a bit for
her?

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I'd do it myself but sewing plays
havoc with my acrylics.

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Fine.

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I really like this fella, Mammy.

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Well, if he really likes you, it
won't matter what you wear.

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Och, come off it!

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Have you a date lined up, Orla?

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I do, aye.

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What?

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With, like, a human?

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Yeah.

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This document is an insult to the
majority of people

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of Northern Ireland!

256
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All right, Ian, we get the idea,
like.

257
00:08:55,360 --> 00:08:57,040
What are you footering at?

258
00:08:57,080 --> 00:08:59,160
The picture's just gone a bit, sort
of...

259
00:08:59,200 --> 00:09:00,440
Dear Jesus!

260
00:09:00,480 --> 00:09:02,480
You have to give it a bit of a shock
now and again.

261
00:09:02,520 --> 00:09:03,920
You have to keep it on its toes.

262
00:09:03,960 --> 00:09:06,000
I'm not sure you do have to keep
it on its toes, Joe.

263
00:09:06,040 --> 00:09:07,240
It's a television.

264
00:09:08,400 --> 00:09:09,720
OK, OK, OK!

265
00:09:10,840 --> 00:09:12,560
I'm just going to turn it off
and turn it on again.

266
00:09:12,600 --> 00:09:14,480
That usually does the trick.

267
00:09:15,920 --> 00:09:17,880
There we go. Hm?

268
00:09:17,920 --> 00:09:20,040
It doesn't seem to be doing
anything, now.

269
00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,840
This stupid prick's broken the TV,
Mary!

270
00:09:22,880 --> 00:09:24,440
For God's sake, Gerry.

271
00:09:24,480 --> 00:09:25,600
He's been footering.

272
00:09:25,640 --> 00:09:26,840
Excuse me.

273
00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,120
You're the one that was thumping it
repeatedly, Joe.

274
00:09:29,160 --> 00:09:30,560
I'll thump YOU repeatedly.

275
00:09:30,600 --> 00:09:32,240
Well, the pair of you better sort
it out.

276
00:09:32,280 --> 00:09:33,880
London's Burning's on in 20 minutes.

277
00:09:33,920 --> 00:09:37,200
God, Mary, but them poor fellas are
flat out with fires, so they are.

278
00:09:37,240 --> 00:09:38,760
Jesus, but they never get a minute.

279
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,920
Aye, it's a good job they keep
themselves in such great shape.

280
00:09:42,960 --> 00:09:44,280
Aw, don't, Mary.

281
00:09:44,320 --> 00:09:45,360
That Greek fella...

282
00:09:45,400 --> 00:09:47,520
He could throw me over his shoulder
any day of the week.

283
00:09:47,560 --> 00:09:48,760
Boke-o-rama.

284
00:09:50,880 --> 00:09:52,480
I hate to do this, Clare.

285
00:09:52,520 --> 00:09:53,640
I've said it's fine.

286
00:09:53,680 --> 00:09:56,040
I'm happy for you.

287
00:09:56,080 --> 00:09:58,600
OK. It's just, you don't sound happy
for me. Well, I am.

288
00:09:58,640 --> 00:09:59,880
I'm over the moon.

289
00:09:59,920 --> 00:10:01,240
Great, because me and John Paul

290
00:10:01,280 --> 00:10:03,480
are just at a really crucial point
in our relationship.

291
00:10:03,520 --> 00:10:05,640
You've strong-armed him into taking
you to the prom, Erin.

292
00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:07,440
Doesn't mean you're in a
relationship.

293
00:10:07,480 --> 00:10:09,040
Hiya!

294
00:10:09,080 --> 00:10:11,000
So, this is where the gays hang out,
is it?

295
00:10:11,040 --> 00:10:12,520
What's happening?

296
00:10:12,560 --> 00:10:14,560
Erin's just sacked Clare as her prom
date so she can take

297
00:10:14,600 --> 00:10:15,640
a fella she fancies.

298
00:10:15,680 --> 00:10:17,200
Bad craic, Erin. Very bad craic.

299
00:10:17,240 --> 00:10:19,040
Isn't it?

300
00:10:19,080 --> 00:10:21,600
Well, I mean, there is some truth in
it. Come with me.

301
00:10:21,640 --> 00:10:23,280
Really.

302
00:10:23,320 --> 00:10:24,480
It'll be a laugh.

303
00:10:24,520 --> 00:10:26,280
And I'm definitely an upgrade.

304
00:10:26,320 --> 00:10:27,440
Just a wee joke, there.

305
00:10:27,480 --> 00:10:29,080
Yeah, it was. It was dead funny.

306
00:10:29,120 --> 00:10:30,840
Sounds good to me.

307
00:10:30,880 --> 00:10:32,720
Great! All sorted.

308
00:10:32,760 --> 00:10:35,360
OK, now that Mae has officially
joined the group,

309
00:10:35,400 --> 00:10:37,080
we need to give James his notice.

310
00:10:37,120 --> 00:10:38,200
What?

311
00:10:38,240 --> 00:10:41,400
I personally think a week's more
than generous. Me, too.

312
00:10:41,440 --> 00:10:42,520
Orla!

313
00:10:42,560 --> 00:10:43,880
Oh, I'm sorry, James,

314
00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:47,120
but Chinese people are just better
than English people.

315
00:10:47,160 --> 00:10:49,720
♪ We're gonna be so good... ♪

316
00:10:50,800 --> 00:10:52,800
Right, I say we hit Primark first.

317
00:10:52,840 --> 00:10:54,080
Classy.

318
00:10:54,120 --> 00:10:58,280
Yeah, well, we have about £17.50
between us, Mae, so needs must.

319
00:10:58,320 --> 00:11:01,360
It's grand, I swiped my ma's
credit card.

320
00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:04,160
Is that grand? Or is it actually
a criminal offence?

321
00:11:04,200 --> 00:11:06,240
Look, we'll just whack a couple of
dresses on it,

322
00:11:06,280 --> 00:11:07,520
don't take the labels off,

323
00:11:07,560 --> 00:11:10,560
wear them to the prom, then return
them the next day.

324
00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:12,960
The money will be back in her
account as quick as it went out.

325
00:11:13,000 --> 00:11:14,800
No way, Jose!

326
00:11:14,840 --> 00:11:16,120
It's totally grand, Clare.

327
00:11:16,160 --> 00:11:17,280
I do it all the time.

328
00:11:17,320 --> 00:11:19,680
You just have to make sure that you
don't, like, spill anything

329
00:11:19,720 --> 00:11:21,080
on it or, like, sweat.

330
00:11:21,120 --> 00:11:23,840
♪ Gonna be so good... ♪

331
00:11:25,920 --> 00:11:27,560
What do you think of this one?

332
00:11:27,600 --> 00:11:29,040
I dunno.

333
00:11:29,080 --> 00:11:31,080
I'm not sure it's you, really.

334
00:11:31,120 --> 00:11:32,240
Good.

335
00:11:32,280 --> 00:11:33,320
I don't want to be me.

336
00:11:33,360 --> 00:11:34,800
Which of these do you like best?

337
00:11:34,840 --> 00:11:36,160
Definitely the pink.

338
00:11:36,200 --> 00:11:37,280
Has to be the blue.

339
00:11:37,320 --> 00:11:39,080
Yeah, I thought the blue.

340
00:11:40,160 --> 00:11:41,520
This doesn't do my baps any justice.

341
00:11:41,560 --> 00:11:43,240
Have you decided who you're bringing
yet?

342
00:11:43,280 --> 00:11:44,480
I've narrowed it down to two.

343
00:11:44,520 --> 00:11:46,280
There's big Johnny Kells who
works in Dunnes.

344
00:11:46,320 --> 00:11:48,680
Thick as fuck,
but a massive, massive ride.

345
00:11:48,720 --> 00:11:51,000
Then there's this other fella,
he's not as thick, but he's also

346
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:53,200
not as hot, although I have heard

347
00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,960
he is really good with his hands.

348
00:11:55,000 --> 00:11:56,920
And when I say he's good with his
hands,

349
00:11:56,960 --> 00:11:58,800
I'm not talking about putting up
shelves, girls.

350
00:11:58,840 --> 00:11:59,920
I'm talking about...

351
00:11:59,960 --> 00:12:01,960
Everybody knows what you're talking
about, Michelle!

352
00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:03,160
..fingering.

353
00:12:03,200 --> 00:12:04,200
Honestly!

354
00:12:04,240 --> 00:12:05,520
I can't find anything I like.

355
00:12:05,560 --> 00:12:06,680
Well, I'm just so torn.

356
00:12:06,720 --> 00:12:10,240
I mean, I love my Easter dress,
but this is cracker, too.

357
00:12:11,880 --> 00:12:13,800
There is just nothing that doesn't
suit me.

358
00:12:13,840 --> 00:12:17,480
♪ You're the best thing... ♪

359
00:12:17,520 --> 00:12:20,680
Oh, my God, that's the one!
Can I try that one, please?

360
00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,800
Sorry, love, that's been left over
for someone.

361
00:12:22,840 --> 00:12:25,400
Hiya-a-a!

362
00:12:25,440 --> 00:12:26,960
Sorry, girls, I can't stop.

363
00:12:27,000 --> 00:12:28,320
Nobody wants you to.

364
00:12:28,360 --> 00:12:31,520
Just grabbing a few bits for the
prom, you know how it is.

365
00:12:31,560 --> 00:12:33,520
Oh, I was actually just about to try
that one on.

366
00:12:33,560 --> 00:12:35,200
Well, I left it over, so...

367
00:12:35,240 --> 00:12:36,800
It's just that red's my colour.

368
00:12:36,840 --> 00:12:38,040
Yeah, mine too.

369
00:12:38,080 --> 00:12:40,800
No, you don't understand. I really,
really suit it.

370
00:12:40,840 --> 00:12:42,280
Yeah, so do I.

371
00:12:42,320 --> 00:12:43,640
Garnet's actually my birthstone.

372
00:12:43,680 --> 00:12:45,600
Well, ruby's mine, so...

373
00:12:45,640 --> 00:12:47,240
I want that dress, Jenny.

374
00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:50,560
Well, you can't have it.

375
00:12:51,960 --> 00:12:53,200
Bitch.

376
00:12:53,240 --> 00:12:55,920
I cannot believe she wouldn't even
let me try it on.

377
00:12:55,960 --> 00:12:57,640
Well, she did leave it over, so...

378
00:12:57,680 --> 00:12:59,400
She so knew it would look better on
you.

379
00:12:59,440 --> 00:13:00,680
Exactly.

380
00:13:00,720 --> 00:13:02,720
I heard the whole prom queen thing's
rigged as well.

381
00:13:02,760 --> 00:13:04,440
I heard she's set it up so she can
win it.

382
00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,160
Fuck me, what a total dick.

383
00:13:06,200 --> 00:13:08,160
She shouldn't be able to get away
with that.

384
00:13:08,200 --> 00:13:11,160
Look, the only reason we're having a
prom is because Jenny organized it.

385
00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:12,240
So?

386
00:13:12,280 --> 00:13:14,440
So, if she wants to be prom queen
let her be prom queen.

387
00:13:14,480 --> 00:13:16,800
Why
are you slagging her off?

388
00:13:16,840 --> 00:13:18,120
Erin, all we do is slag off Jenny.

389
00:13:18,160 --> 00:13:19,880
Yeah, well, we've the right to slag
her off.

390
00:13:19,920 --> 00:13:21,200
We put the hours in.

391
00:13:21,240 --> 00:13:24,160
You can't just show up one day and
join in.

392
00:13:24,200 --> 00:13:26,160
Mae's one of us now, Erin.

393
00:13:26,200 --> 00:13:27,360
Mae's an arsehole.

394
00:13:27,400 --> 00:13:28,560
That's out of order, Erin.

395
00:13:28,600 --> 00:13:29,880
She's Chinese, for God's sake.

396
00:13:29,920 --> 00:13:32,520
She's from Donegal! And can't you
see what she's doing?

397
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:36,320
"Oh, I'll take you to the prom.
Oh, the blue dress is better."

398
00:13:36,360 --> 00:13:38,080
Oh, my God, are you jealous?

399
00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:41,440
Yeah, I'm going out with the biggest
ride in Derry, but I'm jealous

400
00:13:41,480 --> 00:13:44,200
of you and your new friend? Yeah,
that's definitely what's happening.

401
00:13:44,240 --> 00:13:46,240
It does sort of seem like what's
happening, actually.

402
00:13:46,280 --> 00:13:47,920
You know what? I don't need this.

403
00:13:47,960 --> 00:13:49,480
Grand.

404
00:13:49,520 --> 00:13:50,560
Fine.

405
00:13:59,080 --> 00:14:00,760
I went the wrong way.

406
00:14:02,290 --> 00:14:03,690
Now, close your eyes, I'm just gonna

407
00:14:03,730 --> 00:14:06,930
give you a wee, light mist,
just so it holds for you.

408
00:14:08,450 --> 00:14:10,290
Och, Sarah, you'll choke the wean!

409
00:14:13,530 --> 00:14:14,690
What do you think?

410
00:14:14,730 --> 00:14:17,210
God, aye, it's different, isn't it?

411
00:14:17,250 --> 00:14:19,490
Different? What does that mean?

412
00:14:19,530 --> 00:14:22,450
It was nice of Michelle to lend it
to you, love,

413
00:14:22,490 --> 00:14:24,930
but it just doesn't look very
comfortable.

414
00:14:24,970 --> 00:14:27,370
It's really comfortable, actually.

415
00:14:27,410 --> 00:14:29,410
It's like a second skin.

416
00:14:29,450 --> 00:14:31,290
I wish you would wear your Easter
frock, Erin.

417
00:14:31,330 --> 00:14:34,050
When we were wee, we always went
to parties dressed the same.

418
00:14:34,090 --> 00:14:35,930
We're not wee anymore, Orla.

419
00:14:35,970 --> 00:14:37,250
Aye...

420
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:38,490
What's this?

421
00:14:38,530 --> 00:14:39,970
It's some guidelines.

422
00:14:40,010 --> 00:14:43,050
Things you are and aren't allowed to
say to John Paul when he gets here.

423
00:14:43,090 --> 00:14:44,090
Right.

424
00:14:45,610 --> 00:14:47,570
What time's your date
arriving at, Orla, love?

425
00:14:47,610 --> 00:14:48,890
He's already here.

426
00:14:51,570 --> 00:14:52,970
You asked Granda to the prom?

427
00:14:53,010 --> 00:14:56,130
Well, everyone kept saying you have
to ask a fella you really like.

428
00:14:56,170 --> 00:14:58,410
And he's the fella I like the most.

429
00:14:59,610 --> 00:15:01,010
Och, Orla, love.

430
00:15:01,050 --> 00:15:02,730
You're looking well, Joe.

431
00:15:02,770 --> 00:15:04,610
It's not all shite you talk, Gerry.

432
00:15:05,970 --> 00:15:07,850
Should we head?

433
00:15:07,890 --> 00:15:09,290
John Paul's picking me up at seven.

434
00:15:09,330 --> 00:15:10,850
You go on. We'll see you there.

435
00:15:13,970 --> 00:15:17,450
MUSIC: Back For Good
by Take That

436
00:15:28,970 --> 00:15:31,370
JAZZY VERSION: ♪ Whatever I said,
whatever I did  ♪

437
00:15:31,410 --> 00:15:34,250
♪ I want you back for good ♪

438
00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:37,090
♪ I want you back, I want you back ♪

439
00:15:37,130 --> 00:15:39,850
♪ I want you back for good ♪

440
00:15:39,890 --> 00:15:43,050
♪ Whatever I said, whatever I did ♪

441
00:15:43,090 --> 00:15:44,370
♪ I want you back... ♪

442
00:15:44,410 --> 00:15:47,490
Wow, Jenny's done some
number in here.

443
00:15:47,530 --> 00:15:48,810
Dick.

444
00:15:48,850 --> 00:15:50,890
Don't worry, she won't get away
with it. What?

445
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,370
The Prom Queen thing.

446
00:15:52,410 --> 00:15:54,730
Let's just say she'll be wearing red
all right.

447
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:56,490
What does that mean?

448
00:15:56,530 --> 00:15:58,210
Nobody crosses me, Clare.

449
00:15:59,290 --> 00:16:01,130
Mae, wait!

450
00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:02,890
Thank you.

451
00:16:02,930 --> 00:16:05,210
No, I mean, like, actually hot.
Like, physically hot.

452
00:16:05,250 --> 00:16:07,170
You better not be sweating
in that dress, Clare.

453
00:16:07,210 --> 00:16:09,290
They won't give me a refund
if there's a whiff off it.

454
00:16:09,330 --> 00:16:10,570
I'm not sweating.

455
00:16:10,610 --> 00:16:12,130
Get off me!

456
00:16:14,250 --> 00:16:16,650
Christ, I'm at my wits' end trying
to keep them two lads apart.

457
00:16:16,690 --> 00:16:17,890
What?

458
00:16:17,930 --> 00:16:20,810
You didn't bring both boys to prom
did you, Michelle?

459
00:16:20,850 --> 00:16:23,170
I couldn't make up my mind! I
thought I could just stick them

460
00:16:23,210 --> 00:16:25,530
in two separate corners and go
between them, but they won't

461
00:16:25,570 --> 00:16:27,890
Imagine that, it's
almost like they have

462
00:16:27,930 --> 00:16:30,450
Tell me about
it. It's a fucking nightmare.

463
00:16:50,690 --> 00:16:53,610
Jesus, Joe, you're looking well!
Aye, I know.

464
00:16:53,650 --> 00:16:55,530
Why isn't anyone dancing?

465
00:16:55,570 --> 00:16:57,810
How're you supposed to dance
to this old shite?

466
00:16:57,850 --> 00:16:59,570
Come on, Orla. We'll show them.

467
00:17:01,810 --> 00:17:03,650
♪ I said things ♪

468
00:17:03,690 --> 00:17:06,050
♪ Can only get better ♪

469
00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:08,970
♪ Can only get ♪

470
00:17:09,010 --> 00:17:11,730
♪ Can only get take it on me ♪

471
00:17:11,770 --> 00:17:14,570
♪ You know I know that things ♪

472
00:17:14,610 --> 00:17:16,810
♪ Can only get better ♪

473
00:17:21,370 --> 00:17:22,730
Jesus Christ!

474
00:17:22,770 --> 00:17:24,970
They're talking to
each other now.

475
00:17:25,010 --> 00:17:27,210
They're actually fucking talking
to each other!

476
00:17:27,250 --> 00:17:28,850
That's right.

477
00:17:28,890 --> 00:17:30,410
Hi, I'm Kris.

478
00:17:30,450 --> 00:17:31,850
I'm here with Tara Martin.

479
00:17:31,890 --> 00:17:33,130
She's...

480
00:17:33,170 --> 00:17:35,690
Oh, God, where's she gone?

481
00:17:35,730 --> 00:17:37,450
Tall, blonde, wears glasses?

482
00:17:37,490 --> 00:17:39,650
Ah, Trampy Tara?

483
00:17:39,690 --> 00:17:41,770
We've just started seeing
each other, actually.

484
00:17:41,810 --> 00:17:44,770
Oh, no, not that kind of trampy.

485
00:17:44,810 --> 00:17:48,530
No, we just call her that because
she's got quite a heavy...gait.

486
00:17:48,570 --> 00:17:50,130
You should listen out for it.

487
00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:52,290
Anyway, what can I do for you?

488
00:17:52,330 --> 00:17:54,570
Well, I see you're hanging out
with Mae?

489
00:17:54,610 --> 00:17:57,850
So, I know Mae
from back home. From China?!

490
00:17:57,890 --> 00:17:59,570
No, Donegal.

491
00:17:59,610 --> 00:18:00,930
Yes. Right. Sorry.

492
00:18:00,970 --> 00:18:03,250
No worries.
Yeah, Mae went to my school.

493
00:18:03,290 --> 00:18:06,410
Did she ever tell you why she had to
leave? HAD to leave?

494
00:18:10,330 --> 00:18:15,690
♪ You could say this was
an independent love song ♪

495
00:18:15,730 --> 00:18:18,410
♪ It's nothing like two lovers ♪

496
00:18:18,450 --> 00:18:21,730
♪ What love meant to them ♪

497
00:18:21,770 --> 00:18:24,290
♪ But that's not to say
the love we had... ♪

498
00:18:24,330 --> 00:18:25,770
He's not coming.

499
00:18:27,010 --> 00:18:28,370
Och, love.

500
00:18:30,010 --> 00:18:32,090
I'm gonna go and change.

501
00:18:32,130 --> 00:18:34,250
Maybe leave it another few minutes?

502
00:18:34,290 --> 00:18:36,010
I want to get out of this thing.

503
00:18:37,810 --> 00:18:43,210
♪ You might say this is another
boring love song ♪

504
00:18:43,250 --> 00:18:49,290
♪ To be together and forever be
true... ♪

505
00:18:50,370 --> 00:18:52,850
DOORBELL RINGS

506
00:18:55,450 --> 00:18:58,290
♪ I'm doing it a different way ♪

507
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:01,050
♪ I'm doing it a different way... ♪

508
00:19:01,090 --> 00:19:02,850
Your mum rang me.

509
00:19:02,890 --> 00:19:05,650
But what about your creep
convention?

510
00:19:05,690 --> 00:19:07,530
OK, it's not a creep convention.

511
00:19:07,570 --> 00:19:09,050
And it's not important.

512
00:19:10,290 --> 00:19:12,370
Shall we go?

513
00:19:12,410 --> 00:19:14,170
Can you give me one minute?

514
00:19:14,210 --> 00:19:17,490
♪ I'll show you how to take me ♪

515
00:19:17,530 --> 00:19:20,770
♪ Go down, go down, go down ♪

516
00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:23,970
♪ And I'll show you how to touch me ♪

517
00:19:24,010 --> 00:19:26,970
♪ Right on, right on, right on ♪

518
00:19:27,010 --> 00:19:30,410
♪ And I'll show you how to touch me ♪

519
00:19:30,450 --> 00:19:33,970
♪ Right on, right on, right on... ♪

520
00:19:41,450 --> 00:19:43,850
Michelle, listen.
What?

521
00:19:43,890 --> 00:19:46,570
The lads, they worked it out.
They've gone to the pub.

522
00:19:46,610 --> 00:19:48,930
Look, there's a guy here,
he knows Mae and...

523
00:19:48,970 --> 00:19:51,650
Aw, don't tell me.
Wank Features stood you up?

524
00:19:51,690 --> 00:19:54,330
I'm sorry, Erin.
No, I'm sorry.

525
00:19:54,370 --> 00:19:56,130
You were right. I was jealous.

526
00:19:56,170 --> 00:19:59,250
Mae's just so cool and exotic and
you liked her so much and...

527
00:19:59,290 --> 00:20:00,650
What?

528
00:20:00,690 --> 00:20:03,370
I met this guy that went to her
school, he said she had to

529
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,210
leave for, like, being a bully. He
said she's seriously unhinged!

530
00:20:06,250 --> 00:20:08,410
I think he's a bit pissed off
with her, to be honest,

531
00:20:08,450 --> 00:20:11,090
and I can't blame him cos she's
giving the Chinese population

532
00:20:11,130 --> 00:20:14,050
in Donegal a really bad rap.
Typical Donegal man. Always moaning.

533
00:20:15,210 --> 00:20:17,450
What's she doing?

534
00:20:17,490 --> 00:20:20,330
She was talking about how she wasn't
gonna let Jenny get away with

535
00:20:20,370 --> 00:20:22,530
the whole prom Queen thing.
Jesus Christ, look!

536
00:20:22,570 --> 00:20:25,890
Above the stage, look! She's not
gonna do a Carrie! Fuck-a-doodle-do!

537
00:20:25,930 --> 00:20:28,490
What's a Carrie? What does
that mean? You've never seen Carrie?

538
00:20:28,530 --> 00:20:30,330
Aw, it's some film, Clare.
Amazing.

539
00:20:30,370 --> 00:20:32,090
Aye, you should check it out.

540
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:35,450
Expand and explain!
EXPAND AND EXPLAIN!

541
00:20:35,490 --> 00:20:37,370
So, Carrie is voted Prom Queen

542
00:20:37,410 --> 00:20:40,890
and this bully pours a bucket of
pig's blood on her. Jesus Christ!

543
00:20:40,930 --> 00:20:42,850
I mean, lots of other stuff
happens, too,

544
00:20:42,890 --> 00:20:44,970
but that's the, sort of,
relevant bit.

545
00:20:45,010 --> 00:20:47,210
Can I have your attention, please?

546
00:20:47,250 --> 00:20:50,210
And, now, the moment we've all
been waiting for...

547
00:20:50,250 --> 00:20:53,210
..it's time to crown our Prom Queen.

548
00:20:53,250 --> 00:20:54,570
Holy shit!

549
00:20:54,610 --> 00:20:56,770
How long are we supposed
to go on like this, Gerry?

550
00:20:56,810 --> 00:21:00,090
We've already
missed Coronation Street.

551
00:21:00,130 --> 00:21:02,650
Well, every cloud, as they say.
I've warned you before, Gerry.

552
00:21:02,690 --> 00:21:04,650
You say another bad word about
Coronation Street

553
00:21:04,690 --> 00:21:06,530
and you may leave this house
and never return.

554
00:21:06,570 --> 00:21:08,490
And you'd have my full backing
on that, Mary.

555
00:21:08,530 --> 00:21:10,090
God only knows what else we've
missed.

556
00:21:10,130 --> 00:21:11,930
We won't have missed anything.

557
00:21:11,970 --> 00:21:13,490
TV TURNS ON

558
00:21:13,530 --> 00:21:14,530
Yes!

559
00:21:14,570 --> 00:21:16,770
And tonight's main story again.

560
00:21:16,810 --> 00:21:19,530
A historic evening
for Northern Ireland.

561
00:21:19,570 --> 00:21:22,410
As of midnight tonight,
after 25 years,

562
00:21:22,450 --> 00:21:25,490
the IRA have called a ceasefire.

563
00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:28,170
In a statement released earlier
this evening, they said

564
00:21:28,210 --> 00:21:31,570
there would be a "complete cessation
of all military operations".

565
00:21:31,610 --> 00:21:33,410
What did I tell you?

566
00:21:33,450 --> 00:21:34,970
Aye, well done, Gerry.

567
00:21:36,450 --> 00:21:38,970
And our Prom Queen is...

568
00:21:42,170 --> 00:21:43,770
..Jenny Joyce!

569
00:21:43,810 --> 00:21:46,410
MUSIC: The Winner Takes It All
by Abba

570
00:21:48,970 --> 00:21:50,730
We have to do something!

571
00:21:53,490 --> 00:21:55,250
Thank you so much.

572
00:21:55,290 --> 00:21:56,450
ROPES CREAK

573
00:21:56,490 --> 00:21:58,570
I would just like to
say a few words.

574
00:21:58,610 --> 00:22:00,650
Firstly, this is such an honour!

575
00:22:00,690 --> 00:22:03,050
Piss off, Clare!

576
00:22:05,330 --> 00:22:07,650
Lovely words, Jenny, well done!

577
00:22:08,730 --> 00:22:10,690
Come on, Jenny. Don't milk it, now.

578
00:22:10,730 --> 00:22:12,130
Get off her! What is this?

579
00:22:12,170 --> 00:22:13,930
Bite my eye! Traitor!

580
00:22:13,970 --> 00:22:15,290
Have you ever seen Carrie?

581
00:22:29,450 --> 00:22:31,650
It's pig's blood. It's pig's blood!

582
00:22:31,690 --> 00:22:33,330
No, I think it's Tomato juice.

583
00:22:33,370 --> 00:22:35,010
What the fuck am I supposed to do?

584
00:22:35,050 --> 00:22:36,730
They'll never take this back, now!

585
00:22:36,770 --> 00:22:38,770
It wasn't us!

586
00:22:38,810 --> 00:22:40,290
This wasn't us!

587
00:22:40,330 --> 00:22:41,610
Yeah, right.

588
00:22:47,330 --> 00:22:49,890
♪ But you see, it's not me ♪

589
00:22:49,930 --> 00:22:52,610
♪ It's not my family ♪

590
00:22:52,650 --> 00:22:55,450
♪ In your head, in your head... ♪

591
00:22:55,490 --> 00:22:57,770
The statement
has raised hopes for peace

592
00:22:57,810 --> 00:23:00,930
and an end to 25 years of bombing
and shooting

593
00:23:00,970 --> 00:23:04,450
that has led to the deaths
of more than 3,000 people.

594
00:23:04,490 --> 00:23:08,850
♪ ..in your head, in your head,
they are crying... ♪

595
00:23:08,890 --> 00:23:11,250
The British Prime Minister
John Major said,

596
00:23:11,290 --> 00:23:15,130
"We are beyond the beginning but we
are not yet in sight of the end."

597
00:23:15,170 --> 00:23:16,490
♪ ... in your head ♪

598
00:23:16,530 --> 00:23:22,250
♪ Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie ♪

599
00:23:22,290 --> 00:23:27,650
♪ What's in your head, in your head ♪

600
00:23:27,690 --> 00:23:34,490
♪ Zombie, zombie, zombie-ie-ie, oh ♪

601
00:23:34,530 --> 00:23:37,850
♪ Du, du, du, du ♪

602
00:23:37,890 --> 00:23:40,850
♪ Du, du, du, du ♪

603
00:23:40,890 --> 00:23:43,330
♪ You, you, you, you... ♪